How do I contact Cthulhu?
How do I contact Cthulhu?
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Why did we do it? Dear God, why?
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How can I contact Cthulhu?
Clue for the clueless
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You don't. It would lead directly to insanity and a grisly death.

You can, however, engage in conversation with a number of Cthulhu's minions in Cthulhu Coffee's Chaotic Cafe.

You can also e-mail the humble web minion. All questions will be dutifully replied to.

Herbert West inspects the last person who tried to communicate with Cthulhu directly. (Image from Bride of Re-Animator)
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