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About Cthulhu Coffee
Where can I find Cthulhu Coffee?
When can I have Cthulhu Coffee?
Why did we do it? Dear God, why?
Who are these people?
How can I contact Cthulhu?
Clue for the clueless
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Now that you've arrived at our web site, I can only assume you are asking yourself, "What the hell is going on here? What is this thing? And why IS IT ON MY INTERNET?"

Well, here you go... just about everything you ever could have possibly wanted to know about Cthulhu Coffee.

Where did this all come from?

Herein lies the sordid tale of the creation of Cthulhu Coffee.
Who is responsible for this?

Find out all about the minions who made this all possible.
Why did you do it? Dear God, why?

Actually, we're not sure ourselves...
How can I contact Cthulhu?

Do you have a question we haven't answered yet?
How do I link to or get permissions from Cthulhu Coffee?

A whopping huge page of legalese.
Hunh? What? I still don't get it.

A clue for the clueless...
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In Brief

11252006:
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